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Mysteries.
When people look into your eyes, they see mysteries galore. You're a deep and intellectual person, and others can see that through your sparkling eyes. You're quiet and shy, but once you get to know someone, you become comfortable around them. Your eyes often spark curiousity in others, and it bothers people how they can never tell what you're really thinking. You're hard to read and often hide your true emotions.
Accuracy: I guess that's pretty much true. And yes, my eyes are big and deep (and sparkly? What was that all about?).

natural instinct
tell us the truth... when you were a kid you played the detective game more than anyother games and you were always the detective.whether you are a private investigator or a govt. agent you will be the top of your field...you have a natural instinct which helps you to understand and look at it from a different angle than everyone else.
Accuracy: I'm telling you, I do not want to be a detective. This natural instinct thing, is present in every human being.

oooh what an interesting name!!
your name's got a deep meaning and reveals an hypnotic personality!
Accuracy: Wow, Bernice is hypnotic. =)

Sicilian Defense
The Sicilian Defense has many variations. But it is mainly known as being an active and aggressive opening. Sicilian games are usually full of attack and counter-attack from both sides of the board. You have an aggressive personality. You like taking risks rather than playing safe. You don't like a slow-paced life. You want action!
Accuracy: Well, in any case, I don't know how to play chess. So..

Bipolar
Not only can you be majorly depressed at times, you also tend to be quite moody maybe even irritable. You can switch back in forth without giving any one any notice. Way to go you crazy person. You are too much for any one person to handle, including yourself. Why don’t you just pick a mood and go with it.
Accuracy: My mental disorder is kind of stupid, and true. And stupid.

Envy

You are the sin of envy. You always have a earning for others' traits, abilities or their situations because in your eyes, certain other people are so much more fortunate, attractive or have qualities better than your own. You look down upon yourself more than any other person and lack self confidence.
*You'll have to be stupid and dumb to believe that story. :>
**Oh yeah?
*Seriously. Oh.. I like your iPod.