Disturbing Dora.

1st Stage- Dora is as stupid as ever. And by stupid I mean, not knowing how to open her own backpack, not knowing how to read a map, and not finding where a certain and unique bright-colored monkey is when it's right in front of her.
Preteen Stage- Wow! Dora's still alive. You'd expect someone as dumb as her would be dead now.
Teen Stage- Heavy make-up. Dora grows fast enough, despite of her certain disorders.
Miley Stage- Um, where has backpack gone? And Boots? I mean, she's nothing, absolutely nothing without her smart backpack and her smarter map.
Britney Stage- DORA'S HAIR'S GONE! I bet she didn't notice that.
Wtf? Stage- All her fat accumulated in her backside.
2nd wtf? Stage- Well, I like Muscular Boots.
Single Mother Stage- Did Boots die?