Disturbing Dora.

1st Stage- Dora is as stupid as ever. And by stupid I mean, not knowing how to open her own backpack, not knowing how to read a map, and not finding where a certain and unique bright-colored monkey is when it's right in front of her.
Preteen Stage- Wow! Dora's still alive. You'd expect someone as dumb as her would be dead now.
Teen Stage- Heavy make-up. Dora grows fast enough, despite of her certain disorders.
Miley Stage- Um, where has backpack gone? And Boots? I mean, she's nothing, absolutely nothing without her smart backpack and her smarter map.
Britney Stage- DORA'S HAIR'S GONE! I bet she didn't notice that.
Wtf? Stage- All her fat accumulated in her backside.
2nd wtf? Stage- Well, I like Muscular Boots.
Single Mother Stage- Did Boots die?

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Mysteries.
When people look into your eyes, they see mysteries galore. You're a deep and intellectual person, and others can see that through your sparkling eyes. You're quiet and shy, but once you get to know someone, you become comfortable around them. Your eyes often spark curiousity in others, and it bothers people how they can never tell what you're really thinking. You're hard to read and often hide your true emotions.
Accuracy: I guess that's pretty much true. And yes, my eyes are big and deep (and sparkly? What was that all about?).

natural instinct
tell us the truth... when you were a kid you played the detective game more than anyother games and you were always the detective.whether you are a private investigator or a govt. agent you will be the top of your field...you have a natural instinct which helps you to understand and look at it from a different angle than everyone else.
Accuracy: I'm telling you, I do not want to be a detective. This natural instinct thing, is present in every human being.

oooh what an interesting name!!
your name's got a deep meaning and reveals an hypnotic personality!
Accuracy: Wow, Bernice is hypnotic. =)

Sicilian Defense
The Sicilian Defense has many variations. But it is mainly known as being an active and aggressive opening. Sicilian games are usually full of attack and counter-attack from both sides of the board. You have an aggressive personality. You like taking risks rather than playing safe. You don't like a slow-paced life. You want action!
Accuracy: Well, in any case, I don't know how to play chess. So..

Bipolar
Not only can you be majorly depressed at times, you also tend to be quite moody maybe even irritable. You can switch back in forth without giving any one any notice. Way to go you crazy person. You are too much for any one person to handle, including yourself. Why don’t you just pick a mood and go with it.
Accuracy: My mental disorder is kind of stupid, and true. And stupid.

Envy

You are the sin of envy. You always have a earning for others' traits, abilities or their situations because in your eyes, certain other people are so much more fortunate, attractive or have qualities better than your own. You look down upon yourself more than any other person and lack self confidence.
*You'll have to be stupid and dumb to believe that story. :>
**Oh yeah?
*Seriously. Oh.. I like your iPod.

Greatest Invention, Sarcastically speaking.

..and ala-Doofenshmirtz, by greatest, I mean worst.

Sino daw ba ang nag-imbento ng "school"(sabi ng kaklase ko)? Ang school nating lahat na..
-may flag ceremony every Monday.
-kailangang magsuot ng uniform (bakit sa ibang bansa, wala daw?).
-kailangang magdasal before and after every period.
-may overpriced candies.
-nagpapa-nosebleed.
-nagpapagastos ng pera para sa ballpen, tapos magpapagastos ulit kapag nawalan ng tinta o nagtae.
-may negative numbers pang nalalaman. What's the use of that in real life?
-natatamaan lagi ang mga tao ng lahat ng klaseng bola (volleyball, basketball, shuttlecock..).
-walang-awang nagbibigay ng walang-awang homework.
-walang-awang naniningil ng walang-awang pera.
-kailangang gumising ng maaga.
-pinapahanap ang X pero hindi natin alam kung bakit kailangang hanapin.
-pinapakumplika ang mga simpleng bagay. Halimbawa: Tony has 11 more nickels than quarters. How many coins does he have in his purse if the total value of his coins is $2.65?
Una, anong paki ko sa number of coins na meron siya? Gagastusin rin lang naman niya 'yun. At pangalawa, diba lalaki si Tony? Bakit siya may purse?

I'll like it when it's a ten-storey building, with elevators.

Bakit sa MakSci ka nag-aral?
>> My mom forced me to.

Alam naman ba ng nanay mo na may allowance kang 750 a month?
>> Yeah. That's why I was forced to study here. :D

Anong paborito mong section? Bakit?
>> Ah. Dalton?

Promotor ka ba sa pagwawala para kunyari wala ng pasok kapag umuulan?
>> Uh. No. That's low. (Tas yun pala promotor rin ako. :p)

Tumutunog ba yung bell?
>> Oo. May silbi lang siya tuwing drills, when we all follow it.

Naiinis ka ba kapag may Fire Drill, Earthquake Drill, at lahat na ng kalamidad Drill?
>> Hindi. Kaso mainit paglabas.

Sino ang pinakamachorbang teacher? (Bahala ka ng magbigay ng meaning sa chorba.)
>> I don't want to answer that. :)

May nanlandi na ba sayong teacher? Pwede ring kung ikaw yung nanlandi.
>> Ew.

Natutuwa ka ba sa mga portrait ni Binay at Mercado sa loob ng classrooms?
>> Well, there is this joke in the class about Mercado that is pretty funny.

Nangbully ka na ba ng mga bagong saltang freshmen?
>> Next year pa, pag sophomore na.

Anong standing ng batch niyo tuwing intrams?
>> Loser. lol

Masaya ba kapag fair?
>> Oo. Walang klase! :]

Dinadala mo buong angkan mo pag family day?
>> Hindi ako pumunta sa family day. :|

Kilala mo si Dennis?
>> Hindi. But I heard he's this human anatomy figure thing.

May fetus ba talaga sa Biolab?
>> Ewan.

Binubuksan mo yung mga gripo sa physics lab?
>> Oo. But not always.

Nasubukan mo ng mag over the bakod?
>> Hindi. Hindi ako marunong. =)

Ilang beses ka ng hinarang ng guard sa mga kadahilanang katulad nito: Walang ID, Hindi naka-uniform, late, ALUMNI. =P
>> Once, pero nakalusot ako. ;p

Ilang guard na ang inaway mo?
>> Isa pa lang.

Saang floor mo paborito mag-CR? Bakit?
>> 2nd floor. Malinis eh.

Pinatawag ka na ba sa Guidance o Principal's Office? Bakit?
>> Nope. Malapit na siguro. :o

Natutulala ka ba pag may nagppractice ng cheering o caracol sa grounds?
>> Oo.

Bumili ka na ba ng chocolate kay Mama Shawie? (Ma'am Reyes)
>> Hindi.

Anong masasabi mo sa JMB food stand?
>> Wala. San 'yun?

Mga ilang litrong palamig na ang nabili mo kila Ate sa labas? (yung pa-photocopy-han.)
>> Madami na. :)

Eh ballpen? Naka-ilang bili ka ng HBW doon?
>> Sa coop ako bumibili.

Siomai, fishball, calamares, chicken skin, or all of the above?
>> Siomai.. :>

Anong masasabi mo sa pagbabawal ng pagtinda softdrinks sa canteen?
>> Pangit/ugly.

Impeccable ang english ni Ma'am Divine. Agree or Disagree?
>> Uh. Yeah, sure. ;]

Impeccable ang english ni Ma'am Elsa. Disagree or Disagree? =P
>> Who's that?

Kung naging teacher mo si Mr. Bean a.k.a. Sir Job Ferrer, natulog ka na sa klase niya?
>> Hindi ko pa siya nagiging teacher. But I think I've slept in class a few times.

Bakit forever ng kalbo si Sir Apo?
>> I don't know. But when we first saw him, I think he had hair.

Sexy ba ang PE teacher nating si Sir Aver?
>> Um. Di namin siya PE teacher.

Kilala mo ba si Sir Joga? Describe him.
>> Nope.

Nakipagbatuhan ka na ba ng eraser, chalk, notebook, libro, upuan, tsinelas, raketa at iba pa sa kaklase mo?
>> Yeah, it was F-U-N.

Anong pinakabalahurang issue ang narining o nasaksihan mo sa MakSci?
>> Ang pinakabalahurang freshmen? :l

May naka-MU/relasyon ka bang hindi mo kabatch?
>> Wala.

Alam mo bang next school year ready for occupation na ang new MakSci? 8-storey building ang usapan dito.
>> Akala ko ten-storey. Oh well.

Masaya ka ba para sa mga soon to be occupants ng new MakSci?
>> Ewan.

Ilang beses ka ng nagpasosyal at bumili ng frappe sa Starbucks Powerplant?
>> Walang 'pasosyalan'.

Nagmukha ka naman bang sosyal?
>> Gahah.

Ilang artista na nakita mo sa Powerplant? Sino-sino?
>> Ewan. Siguro meron din, pero di ko napansin na artista sila. :/

Humingi ka ng autograph/nagpapicture? Bakit?
>> Hindi ako nagpapa-autograph/nagpapapicture sa kung sinu-sino. :|

Alam ba talaga ng nanay mong may 750 ka buwan-buwan?
>> *Sigh.

Ano namang hindi mo namimiss?
>> Guards.

Tingin mo ba wala ng kwenta ang MakSci ngayong wala na ang batch niyo doon?
>> Nandito pa kami noh.

Kung mag-hi-high school ka ulit, MakSci parin?
>> It depends. :>